Be careful what you wish for.
Write a wish. A genie will grant it — technically. Seven genies, seven escalating ways to twist your words against you. Close every loophole before The Old One finds it.
Make your first wishNo sign-up. No accounts. Just you and your wording.
Every gap gets exploited
Vague nouns, missing units, undefined duration — if your wording leaves room, the genie lives there.
Fair, not arbitrary
Every loophole is traceable to a real gap in your wish. No invented twists, no cheap gotchas.
Seven distinct personas
From an eager apprentice to a contract-lawyer genie baiting trick questions — difficulty and voice escalate together.
The Genies You'll Face
Apprentice Genie
Vague nouns
Bored Genie
Units & quantities
Petty Genie
Duration & scope
Malicious-Compliance Genie
Negative constraints
Contract-Lawyer Genie
Anticipating follow-ups
Paradox Genie
Self-reference
The Old One
Everything, at once